dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
