dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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