Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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