We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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