she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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