thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
