JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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