We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hate your face
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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