She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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