If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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