i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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