I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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