I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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