I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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