on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's blow job season.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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