She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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