am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Its about making memories worth repressing
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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