why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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