If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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