that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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