Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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