So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
