she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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