I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
