We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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