Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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