8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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