You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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