I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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