he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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