They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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