pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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