morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I am one with the molecules
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My life is pants optional.
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