I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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