think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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