i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
