Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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