paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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