The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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