Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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