never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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