apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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