Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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