Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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