And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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