with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she told me i tasted like america
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
