Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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