Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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