Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he just fucked me for my cheese.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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