remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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