I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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