I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
