why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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