I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This baby is an asshole
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
