in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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