somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
