and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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